So, there I am busily making tea, when all I saw was twin B standing at the kitchen door saying 'mummy, cream' to which I glanced over and said 'just put it back please'. However, my curiosity got the better of me, plus the giveaway was that there was no sight of twin A, so I took a look in the lounge and gasped at the current sight of said living room!!
Sat on the built in television cupboard was twin A rubbing his legs aka Reeves and Mortimer stylee with the biggest cheesy grin on his face, but was actually rubbing in Sudocrem! My initial reaction was to gasp before laughing through my nose, obviously that was telling them that I thought it was hilarious, well I tell you now, that thought was wiped from their and my mind as soon as I realised the extent to which the sudocrem had been distributed.
It was in blotches on my brown carpet (a nice chocolate brown btw), smeared over twin A's jeans, t-shirt, hair, and mostly on the hands of twin B, who seemed pretty please with his artwork.
So a good 2 hours later, the lounge was back to a 'normal' state of repair, the same can't be said for Twin A's hair though!! After shampooing first and washing, shampooing again and drying, then putting talc on it to absorb any oil, he woke up the next morning with hair like Einstein. Two days, that's all I'm saying - Two Days!!!
